What are we to do in this heat?! It really has started to get the better of me. London just doesn’t know how to cope when it gets hot and I for one spent the morning tossing and turning in bed, wondering what on earth a London escort can do when it’s too hot to think. And then the answer was delivered to my door.
I throw a lot of parties and as the summer approached it seemed like a pretty good idea to invest in an ice machine to keep my cocktails cool. What London party pad is complete without one? Well on purchasing mine I found that delivery and installation were free and this morning a burly young man from Essex appeared at my door in little more than a wet t-shirt to install mine. As he squeezed his perfect form into my kitchen I started imagining all the things a London escort could do with an ice cube and suddenly the heat stopped being a problem.
It takes a little inspiration and a lot of imagination to get my mind spinning and soon I had the perfect evening planned. I don’t know what my next date is expecting but I can tell you all now that he’s in for a very refreshing treat.
If you’re struggling with the sun this week than I can highly recommend that you turn to whatever you’ve got in your freezer and come up with an ingenious way to spend the evening with your favourite London escort. We’re so hot we’ll thank you for it!