An Acrimonious Split

How many times have you had an acrimonious split from a girlfriend? Once? Twice? Never?!
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I’ve broken a few hearts in my time and I’ve had more than a few men break mine and I can tell you that the breakup is rarely friendly. In fact I have a friend who divorced her husband on the proviso that they never spoke a single word to each other again as long as they lived, and to this day she won’t date men with the same name as him. But why does it have to be this way?
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Perhaps it’s because we invest so much time in our relationships? No one likes to lavish time and effort on to something that ultimately fails. Or perhaps it’s because we are a prideful species and we hate getting hurt? As far as I’m concerned it’s a little bit of everything and different every time. There’s no way to avoid a bad breakup other than to date a woman who is gentle with rejection and gracious in defeat. Or of course to date a woman who can’t reject you and doesn’t do defeat.
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As a London escort I’ve dated a lot of London gentlemen and many of them have revealed to me their desire to avoid painful breakups. They come to me because they know that escorts in London never break up with you, you break up with them. And if one day you decide you want to end your relationship with a London escort and try something new they simply thank you for the wonderful time you’ve had together and disappear.
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